tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post8506049666394034853..comments2023-10-22T09:37:44.570-06:00Comments on Alice in Average-Land: Waiting (Part One)ÄsK AliCëhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-44018323905653511372008-06-20T08:35:00.000-06:002008-06-20T08:35:00.000-06:00L.c.t - He wasn't quite in his mashed potatoes - 2...L.c.t - He wasn't quite in his mashed potatoes - 2 inches to the left and he would have been...<BR/><BR/>Lyla - haha I needed to get my frustrations out ;><BR/><BR/>SMB - Glad I made you giggle (even if you did have to admit it)<BR/><BR/>Classy & Fab - I don't doubt it, my gawd there are weirdos out there.<BR/><BR/>Paula - Ironic indeed<BR/><BR/>Ringleader - Oh I hate that too! Do I look like I chase squirrels and dig up bones in my spare time? No? Then quit snapping your fingers at me!ÄsK AliCëhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-67704392642223894732008-06-19T18:13:00.000-06:002008-06-19T18:13:00.000-06:00Ugh! I used to be a hostess and people drove me ba...Ugh! I used to be a hostess and people drove me batshit crazy!<BR/>I would be leading the guests to their tables while their heads would be scanning and spinning to other sections of the restaurant looking for a better option or a better booth! My other favorite was when people would raise their hand or point and snap at you to get your attention.The Alleged Ringleaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08785179959139833252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-16258235631527304432008-06-18T22:35:00.000-06:002008-06-18T22:35:00.000-06:00just stumbled here...and loved this post :)ive nev...just stumbled here...and loved this post :)<BR/>ive never been a waitress but I have been a "sandwich artist" at subway and we've gotten some pretty interesting customers as well :) people are so weird..Suselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08887868190413845247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-53342459751648430322008-06-18T16:24:00.000-06:002008-06-18T16:24:00.000-06:00ohhh, i totally needed the giggling (ugh, i just s...ohhh, i totally needed the giggling (ugh, i just said "giggling") i did while i read this. love it. :)smbphehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03854474474068599680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-27234630875648124412008-06-18T16:00:00.000-06:002008-06-18T16:00:00.000-06:00Bwahaha I love it!Bwahaha I love it!Lyla Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17646377228141911067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-82143292760675054302008-06-18T15:34:00.000-06:002008-06-18T15:34:00.000-06:00Lol - LOVE the sarcasm! Did someone really fall as...Lol - LOVE the sarcasm! Did someone really fall asleep in their mash potatoes?!!L.C.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03333329468941479571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-90204257227877060992008-06-18T15:16:00.000-06:002008-06-18T15:16:00.000-06:00Angela: I mean I feel BAD for them - I had a girl ...Angela: I mean I feel BAD for them - I had a girl who was "deathly" allergic to pepper! I was like sweetheart there is pepper floating in the air everywhere in that kitchen. You are SOL. Really though, if you don't like lettuce with vinegar and have that many dietary restrictions maybe you should not eat out? Just saying.<BR/><BR/>Oh ya and not making room IS super annoying!! <BR/><BR/>Matt: You know what they say about curiousity...<BR/><BR/>Tired: Ha ha I had a guy do it yesterday...and I could totally see my dad doing that. Maybe it's a dad thing?<BR/>Family quarrels are fun times! No, actually they're super awkward.<BR/>Sister: "Excuse me MISS, can you tell my MOTHER to pass the salt?" <BR/>Mother: "Um, Miss? Tell my ungrateful daughter to stop being so selfish and get her own damn salt. These kids and their self-entitlement"...<BR/>Good times indeed.ÄsK AliCëhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-58357031165789852392008-06-18T14:17:00.000-06:002008-06-18T14:17:00.000-06:00Your first one cracks me up. My father-in-law is ...Your first one cracks me up. My father-in-law is notorious for doing that. It drives me crazy and is so embrassing. AS was the time he told the waiter to bring us salad & breadsticks before we were even all sat down at Olive Garden. <BR/><BR/>On a related note, how do you feel about huge family quarrels in a restaurant? Just curious.tired of it allhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09694152148106608420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-8119425607874851192008-06-18T14:11:00.001-06:002008-06-18T14:11:00.001-06:00Its not that I dont believe you when you say "the ...Its not that I dont believe you when you say "the plate is hot, be careful," It's just curiosity.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Just curiosity.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549087173328306309.post-23756581978073124862008-06-18T14:11:00.000-06:002008-06-18T14:11:00.000-06:00My aunt's mom is JUST like that hypothetical grand...My aunt's mom is JUST like that hypothetical grandma you described with the super-restrictive diet in the last paragraph. NO JOKE. It even annoys ME. Because she HAS to mention it about 5zillion times.<BR/><BR/>What annoys me most about waitressing is when the customers don't make room on the table for me to put their plates down. DUH!Pretty Unfamoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049313019260731194noreply@blogger.com