Blondie Says: Which Way is East?

Well this is it, I'm off to the East Coast - I can't wait, apparently it's beautiful. I'll take lots of pictures! While I'm away I have lined up 6 fabulous guest bloggers that I'm very excited about...

Since I'll be traveling with Blondie for this vacation, I will leave you with some of my favorite Blondie-isms:
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At the Lilac Festival:

Alice and Blondie are strolling along in the crowds, checking out the booths:
Blondie: ohmygawd look! A baby cow!
Alice: Uh, that's a dalmation

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At Our Restaurant:
Blondie is serving a lady some tea:
Lady: Excuse me miss, who makes your tea?
Blondie: I do!! I take the tea bag, put it in the teapot and add hot water!
Lady: I meant what brand is your tea

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Before Her First Trip to Banff:

Blondie: "Alice, are there any mountains that are taller than buildings?"

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At Taste of Calgary:

Alice: "Hm, I'm not sure I feel like lamb"
Blondie: "What animal is lamb?"
Alice: "Seriously?...? It's a baby sheep"
Blondie: "Really??"
Alice: "Really?"

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Talking About Sex:

Blondie's Roommate: "blabla something about the G-Spot"
Blondie: "The G-spot...? That's the clit right?"

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Blondie: "What's an aeriola?
Alice: "It's your nipple"

Later that day:
Blondie: "My aioli's are hard!"

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Talking About Birthdays:

Blondie: "I'm almost 27...that's like, halfway to 30!!"

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I have a feeling there'll be lots more where those came from after this trip. Hope you all have a great week!