I want as much cash for being there as possible and for the extra 2 nights I can stay at my Dad's place down there for free so it just saves me money all around.
The other problem is the crazy, fly around the entire US of A flight path that these people put me on.
I'm pretty sure they were laughing at me as they booked it.
See, the way there isn't SO bad. I mean Calgary to Salt Lake City to San Francisco to Vegas.
Huh?
Ok, it takes about 7 hours total travel time and 3 plane changes:

Can we say large carry-on and no checked baggage?
On the way home?
Yeah, this is priceless. I mean Wow.
Just Wow:
Yep, they have me flying from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale to Houston and back to Calgary.14 hours travel time and 3 MORE plane changes in the most random places ever!
It cost me less then $500 and NOW? Now I know why.
Oh well, the extra $400 I would have spent on direct or less ridiculous flights is now going towards booze.
You're Welcome!

