Blondie Says: Which Way is East?

Well this is it, I'm off to the East Coast - I can't wait, apparently it's beautiful. I'll take lots of pictures! While I'm away I have lined up 6 fabulous guest bloggers that I'm very excited about...

Since I'll be traveling with Blondie for this vacation, I will leave you with some of my favorite Blondie-isms:

At the Lilac Festival:

Alice and Blondie are strolling along in the crowds, checking out the booths:
Blondie: ohmygawd look! A baby cow!
Alice: Uh, that's a dalmation


At Our Restaurant:
Blondie is serving a lady some tea:
Lady: Excuse me miss, who makes your tea?
Blondie: I do!! I take the tea bag, put it in the teapot and add hot water!
Lady: I meant what brand is your tea


Before Her First Trip to Banff:

Blondie: "Alice, are there any mountains that are taller than buildings?"


At Taste of Calgary:

Alice: "Hm, I'm not sure I feel like lamb"
Blondie: "What animal is lamb?"
Alice: "Seriously?...? It's a baby sheep"
Blondie: "Really??"
Alice: "Really?"


Talking About Sex:

Blondie's Roommate: "blabla something about the G-Spot"
Blondie: "The G-spot...? That's the clit right?"


Blondie: "What's an aeriola?
Alice: "It's your nipple"

Later that day:
Blondie: "My aioli's are hard!"


Talking About Birthdays:

Blondie: "I'm almost 27...that's like, halfway to 30!!"


I have a feeling there'll be lots more where those came from after this trip. Hope you all have a great week!


Anonymous said...

Awww! Hope you have fun!

*M* said...

Come on over to the right coast. :)

AttachedMama said...

I don't even know what to say. I'm laughing too hard over here. You really should gather these all up into a book some day. ;)

The Alleged Ringleader said...

Hahaha! She sounds like fun!
I bet you guys are going to have a great time!

rs27 said...

I will trade one of my friends for her.

I'll throw in a universal remote.

Angela said...

YIKES! Well, if your friend has any more quotes like that (which I'm sure she does), your trip should be well worth it!

pistols at dawn said...

I think I would end up driving the car into a guardrail three minutes into the trip.

Possibly two, if she's got a very stare-at-able rack.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Wow, she's brilliant. I have a friend like that. She got off a boat that had just come into port and asked how high the town was above sea level.

abbagirl said...

i am giggling non-stop at all the blondie-isms. hil-LAR-REE-OUS!!!!

Stilettos and Nostalgia said...

Hooray! Have a great time!

Ben said...

Ahahahahah I'm so excited and I just can't fight it!

well-intentioned heartbreaker said...

ahhah. i think i need to move to calgary (again) and be your guys' friend.


slop said...

omg, blondie is hilarious. I had a friend in college who would say ridiculous things like that.

crowd: General conversation about homosexuality

Friend (although no blonde): How do they have sex anyway? Do they have an extra hole?

words words words said...

You and Blondie need your own reality show. Also, the umlauts on your name rock. They make you as cool as Motley Crue. (Just to be clear, that's a good thing from me.)