While Getting Lunch:
Business Woman #1: This girl at work today didn't know that Benedict wasn't the pope's real name. So I told her that John-Paul II wasn't the late pope's name either, that it was Karol and that all popes need to choose a new name by which they wish to be inspired or wish to inspire themselves.
Business Woman #2: Kind of like strippers
At The Movies:
Teenage Girl #1: Like, what's a millennium?
Teenage Girl #2: I think it's like, when the time changes or something
At The Bus Stop:
Tired Guy: Once, I didn't sleep for 7 days straight.
Girl: I had no idea that was even possible.
Tired Guy: Yeah! After 3 days you start hallucinating and stuff. Not like usual crawling stuff, real hardcore shit!
A seemingly homeless man is sitting on the sidewalk with his two dogs. The two dogs are fighting playfully.
Agitated homeless man: "Hey, (inaudible dog name)! Don't bug your sister or I'll bite your fuckin' head off!"
At The Restaurant:
Blonde Server: I'm thinking of getting glasses
Bartender: For reading or distance?
Server: Neither, just to make me look intelligent
Bartender: They're glasses...not a magic wand