The Trump Way

I'm not trying to make anyone jealous here but I have some very exciting news to share...I'm sure it's only because of all the charitable work I've been doing. Well, that and let's face it, I am kind of a big deal.

See, I've been sent a very special personal invitation to join Donald Trump himself at a very exciting seminar held right here in Calgary. Not only was I personally invited but I received 2 complimentary VIP tickets. That's right bitches, Don and I are tight like that.

Apparently I'm going to learn about property investment and how to be a Real Estate mogul. It'll even teach me how to be my own boss Forever.

Now, the card only had a small sample of all the great things I'll be learning but it does put emphasis on the fact that (and I quote): "This is what I have learned the hard way, in the streets, fighting to grow my empire and fighting to stay on top"

I'm not really sure what kinds of things you learn on the streets of Park Avenue but I'm sure it'll be very eye-opening.

I'm pretty sure the signature is authentic and the card is hand-signed, after all what better things could he possibly be keeping busy with?

Don't worry, I won't forget about you while I'm off living my lavish lifestyle and making millions simply by looking at buildings.


Brian said...


Be sure not to bring up his recent bankruptcy filings.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Wow, that's pretty cool. I got a phone call the other day telling me I'd won a free holiday to Cancun, but this is better.

Andy said...

Way to make us all JEALOUS!

Dr Zibbs said...

From the sounds of that it has to be real.

ÄsK AliCë said...

Brian - Oh I definitely WILL

Imaginary - No, you win, Cancun is way better

Andy - Don't be too jealous - I'm sure you'll get your invite soon

Dr Z - I knew I could count on you

The Alleged Ringleader said...

I like it! You are going to be Alice, the not so average MOGUL!

Paula said...

That certainly "trumps" anything that has happened to me recently!

rs27 said...

I saw Donald Trump once.

I waved.

He didn't wave back.

Kez said...

"on the streets"?
Donald's so gangsta. I mean, check that mean weave.
I wouldn't be messin' wid him, girlfriend!

Matt said...

Big pimpin.

insomniaclolita said...

AWESOMENESS. So much to learn :D ANd definitely all that glitters.

Anonymous said...

*way jealous*

Chele said...

Thats awesome, way to go!! Dont forget pictures of the famous hair now

Carmen said...

Ha... did you get tickets 30 and 31? Cause those are the ticket numbers of the ones I got in the mail yesterday.

And I thought Trump only loved me.

ÄsK AliCë said...

Alleged - if only it were true

Paula - You're so "punny"

rs27 - What a jerk

Kez - he's my homeboy

Matt - indeed!

Lolita - Lots of glitter guaranteed

idhappens - Oh he's probably heading your way soon

Chele - wouldn't want to miss that

Carmen - omg SO weird! Guess we're sitting on top of each other - finally I'll get to meet you! Haha too funny hey?

Megkathleen said...

Ooooo, maybe you can be Donald's next wife! Just think about it! A private plane. Limitless wardrobe budget. Think about it!

Anonymous said...

Will you be discussing his comb over at this important event?