Monday

Breaking News!

Well, more like an update - it's been two weeks since I've written anything. I feel like I've been so busy but at the same time, I haven't really even been. More like lazy. Anyway, it's about time for a recap, bullet point style

  • I hung out with Bro a few weeks ago; a couple of us went over to his place after going out. It was there that I realized maybe he isn't actually my type. He has over 1,000 porn movies in his collection. Now I have no issue with guys having some porn: magazines, a few DVDs, whatever. When you have two ginormous CD cases full of every porn imaginable, you might have a problem. And I might get an inferiority complex...NEXT!
  • Remember when I burnt my arm? I have this scar on my arm that I wish I could get rid of. Does anyone know the best way to get rid of a scar? I've head of using Vitamin E among other things, any success stories?
  • I met a new dude that I've been on a couple dates with. He's cute though ten years older then me, he has a good job and actually calls when he says he will. I'm not going to say too much since I always jinx things like this!
  • I helped my dad pack and move a bunch of stuff this morning. My parents have lived there since I was a baby so it was strange to be pulling out all his stuff from the crawl-space and taking down the paintings that are his. It'll be a weird week.
  • I had an interview last week that I thought went really well, but the girl I'd be working closely with is actually my friend PartyGirl. Maybe the interviewer thought it was a negative that we're friends? I'm not sure what went wrong.
That pretty much sums up my last two weeks, hopefully as soon as all this snow melts I'll be in better spirits and writing more!

23 comments:

Mich said...

Vitamin E works wonders!!!! its best if you get the little capsules and then punsture them with a pin and apply it directly to your scar.

i heard that Bio Oil works great too but i havent tried it on scars. alot of women (pregnant women) use it for getting rid of and preventing stretch marks.

but my first choice is definitely vitamin E!

good luck with the interview and the new guy! cant wait to hear what happens!

Lindsay said...

I second the vitamin E option. Nice to see you writing a bit again. I've been busy/lazy with mine too until recently. :)

d said...

I used Mederma for a while followed by tons of Vitamin E oil. I would literally put it on all day long at my desk.

The other big thing is avoiding sun exposure. Sun is what makes the scar darker. So use sunscreen if it will be in the sun at all (even office lighting can darken it according to a doctor I spoke to). :)

Good luck with the new boy!!

Angela said...

Over 1000 pornos? Yeah. That's a problem. An obsession. I'd get out of there!

insomniaclolita said...

oh my god 1000? id freak out too, completely.

ps. good luck with the guy, he sounds great.

Andy said...

1. Whoa. Freaky.

2. Vitamin E is great for these situations. it gets rid of EVERYTHING (EVEN STRETCH MARKS!).

3. Uhh!! More infos!!

4. Oh my. It must be really hard for your dad, and also for you!! Lots of hugs!

sarahbelledotcom said...

bio-oil, yo. i'd totally be the company's rep. it has worked wonders on my many scars. i love it.

also? 1000s of pornos. hm. that's.. odd.

new guy sounds promising. my best anti-jinxy hopes that it works out =)

Dr Zibbs said...

Where have you been girl? I missed you.

Some Guy said...

If he actually paid for all that porn he wasted a lot of money. Everyone knows if you apply yourself you can find most of that stuff online for free!

Chele said...

Ive been pretty much awol on my blog lately too, you go through these phases when you just dont feel it.

Paula said...

Sounds like you've had a fairly eventful couple of weeks, much as myself!

Matt said...

Holy shit.

1000 porn movies? How is that even possible.

I like it as much as the next guy and I have like 3.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Erm, 1000 pornos? That takes determination! You have to admire someone who puts that much dedication into a task, no matter how icky.

And my tip for covering over a scar? Tattoos.

Sarah Elizabeth said...

I have a pretty nasty scar from surgery a couple of years ago. I haven't been using anything on it, but think I will soon. I'll let you know if I find a miracle drug! Good luck with everything!

BeckEye said...

Run, don't walk, from the Land of A Thousand Pornos.

The Alleged Ringleader said...

WOW that is A LOT of porn! I do however approve of the guy that has been calling when he says he will...lord knows THAT doesn't always happen!

keep us updated on the possible new job and good luck!

Leah said...

If you add up the amount of time porno boy has spent both purchasing and watching/enjoying pornos, the boy likely doesn't have TIME for a relationship anyways!

Gooood luck with the new boy! Spring is coming (someday) and nothing beats a good spring love!

Alice said...

i used mederma after surgery, and it worked really well...

1000 pornos is about 950 too many, methinks.

Maxie said...

cocoa butter totally works!

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

"Run, don't walk, from the Land of A Thousand Pornos."

HAHA!

ryan said...

Not usually good to work with friends. I've seen a lot of friendships go bad because of work politics

ryan
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idhappens said...

I burned myself on the stove making popcorn two years ago & the scar is still *kind of* there (really bad burn!), but if it's faded at all, I owe it to tea tree oil, vitamin E capsules & cocoa butter...

sweetsunshower.com said...

over a thousand is just too much. Moderation, right? Too much is just too much sometimes.

Sorry about what's going on at home. At least he's got you to help him.

I've never heard of this bio-oil that ppl mentioned. Gonna google it now.