Dear Friday,
What the hell is wrong with you? You are supposed to be my feel-good, end-of-the-week, happy-time day. I even get to leave work at one o'clock whenever you come around in my long, boring life - any day that ends at one is automatically supposed to be a good day.
But no, today you had to go and ruin that for me, didn't you? Why is it that today, of all days, the phone attendant decides to be an asshole and not transfer The Pres through? The couriers decide that not delivering stuff is actually a funny little game? The internet dies and everyone asks ME what's wrong with it? Pseudo tells me he is going on a cruise with his new girlfriend - seriously?
What. The. Fuck?
Friends off.
-Alice
What the hell is wrong with you? You are supposed to be my feel-good, end-of-the-week, happy-time day. I even get to leave work at one o'clock whenever you come around in my long, boring life - any day that ends at one is automatically supposed to be a good day.
But no, today you had to go and ruin that for me, didn't you? Why is it that today, of all days, the phone attendant decides to be an asshole and not transfer The Pres through? The couriers decide that not delivering stuff is actually a funny little game? The internet dies and everyone asks ME what's wrong with it? Pseudo tells me he is going on a cruise with his new girlfriend - seriously?
What. The. Fuck?
Friends off.
-Alice
7 comments:
Woa, hey, pseudo has a new girlfriend? already? That came out of left field, wasn't expecting that, I'm sorry babe!
I hope your night goes much better than your day. I suggest a hot outfit, lots of alcohol and go out and flirt your ass off or something. That's what I would do.
who's Psue, Psue Pseudio?
See what I did there?
Couriers are my favorite game playing people.
I don't know what that means.
GO TO HELL, FRIDAY!
Sorry it was so terrible. :(
There is nothing worse then being betrayed by a Friday.
Go have a beer.
I think Tuesday's actually a dick too.
So, what's wrong with the internet?
And don't be jealous of people on cruises, because cruises are effing boring and so are the people on them.
Lyla - I know, right? Left-field for me too. Douche-bag men.
RS27 - *smiles and nods*
Fawless - Thanks for the empathy
Rachel - more then one ;>
Dr. Z - Tuesday can definitely be a prick
Pistols - I'm not jealous of the cruise itself, just not a fan of the fact that pseudo is so pussy-whipped over this dumb twat
Ringleader - I noticed the moon later that night and it all clicked together. Full moon - that explains it. Ya, the moon can fuck off.
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