But still, I got my very first award from the lovely Attachedmama (aka Dizzy) over at Living in Harmony where she writes about her adorable little daughter, parenting and all that fun stuff. (Un?)luckily for me it's not a severed goats head but instead a very sincere little token of love (I may have added my own personal touch to it).
The rules are easy (so even you can follow along):
1. The winner can put the logo on their blog
2. Link the person you received the award from
3. Nominate 7 other blogs
4. Put links of those blogs on yours
5. Leave a message on the blogs nominated
Now who to pass this gem onto? Well, by process of randomly, drunkenly twirling my monitor around and seeing where my finger lands (or is that how I decide where to vacation next - I can never remember) - I've decided on the following bloggers (in no particular order):
Falwless - She is, as her name indicates, pretty falwless. Plus her blog is Lots Better Than Your Blog. No but really, she's hilarious, witty, sarcastic, rude and probably drunk 72% of the time. Her blog makes me pee my pants a little - at entries like this about McCain's old age, and causes me to spit coffee on the monitor at least once a day. Plus apparently she has a pet monkey and an eyepatch. How could you go wrong?
Dr. Zibbs - Wins for most random, politically-incorrect, self-serving blog ever. Take the time he forced his loyal readers into slave labor. He also likes to make fun of others**, which is always good for a laugh. Plus his comments are always inappropriate and therefore awesome.
Ben - Ben likes nuts! And Ribs! Wait, he's a vegetarian so scratch that last one. Ben has dogs and hilarious stories about said dogs. He also has hilarious stories about life in general. The other great thing is that since Ben is 4 hours ahead of me, I get to read his blogs first thing in the morning when I get to work. Who doesn't like a good unicycle story first thing in the morning?
The Mean Girls - I can't pick just one of these girls, they're all freakin hilarious. If you combined the glamour of Marilyn with the outrageousness of the Kardashians you'd have an idea of how fab these girls are. 4 inch Stiletto gives great travel advice and knows how to throw a party, the Alleged Ringleader always knows where the party is, and how to secure a man and Lilo loves sex talk (and talking sex).
Pistols at Dawn - Constantly writing about his FAILures (you know it's bad when the homeless get more action than you) and changing the world - one crappy TV show at a time. Pistols may be creepy and unbathed but at least he knows how to get out of awkward situations.
Lyla-Lou - This gal has been with me since my blogging beginning. She has an ex-bf who lives with her (I know, right?) and a newly acquired little friend. She writes about alternate uses for meat cleavers and serious things like relationships. Lyla is the kind of girl I would sit on a balcony with and we'd drink oodles of wine, bitch about men and then go find some hotties to take away the misery.
Now since these 14 billion links will keep you busy all morning, go check them out but make sure you have a change of underwear because you'll be laughing your ass off***
*Bonus points if you get that reference...anyone?
*** Not a 100% guarantee. If you have no sense of humor don't bother clicking