Saturday

Random Thought


If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

11 comments:

words words words said...

Men run the world, but women still run the vaginas. And they likes them some guys in suits and ties.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Good question. I don't wear a tie, but I love picking them out. Crazy, I know.

Paula said...

It makes it easier for women to strangle them, of course!!! :)

whatigotsofar said...

Ties make us look good.

But really, women run the world. They just have tricked all the men into doing all the work.

Gwen said...

I concur but add: why would we women walk around on painful stilts all day?

I think the answer is the same: to be "more attractive" so we can get in the other gender's pants. Me-ow!

Angela said...

They'll get there.... It's better than the full on outfits they'd have to fenangle themselves into 150 years ago!

pistols at dawn said...

That's one of many reasons I don't have a job. Well, that, and I also find pants restrictive.

pj said...

we wear the ties so we don't have to do the high heels.

Alice said...

pj stole my answer! they can deal with neck-nooses as long as we put up with stilettos :-)

Jade said...

I've actually been told that men sub-consciously like ties because it becomes an arrow that points straight to their dick.

This may be the reason I'm constantly drawn to grab them...ties, I mean.

slopmaster said...

I think Jade is onto something. I wear one because when in danger I can use it as rope when in need of escape from a not very tall building.

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