Anywho, the East coast was awesome - I have lots of great stories but first:
A pictorial essay of the trip

We may or may not have almost missed our plane on the way out there. Not because we were drinking but because we couldn't find the car rental place. More on that later.

At least the airplane food
wasn't so bad:
Blondie and I wore our infamous John Deere shirts and ended up meeting the John Deere rep for all of the East Coast. His

I got to see a real lighthouse and go up in it - this is a big deal for me since I'm from Calgary. There

We had awesome fake Chinese food a few nights after the bar - Blondie told me she's never had Chinese in Calgary because she's afraid it's "real" Chinese (I'm assuming she meant chicken claws and tripe balls). When I told her that we have just as many fake Chinese places as real ones she got pretty excited. Note to self: take Blondie for Chinese. Maybe even dim sum...although she may not be able to handle that just yet.
We went to dinner theater and drank a liter of wine.
Each.
We saw an 80s hairband, Haywire:

I met a farmer who said (and I quote) "I'm some glad I met you" when I told him I was from Calgary. Turns out he's coming here for 6 months in January to transport cows or milk pigs or something (chickens maybe?) so he needs some friends. Should be interesting taking the small town Vernon River boy around the big city.
However, we just got back and I'm exhausted, hungry and bitchy. Time for bed for this girl!