A bartender and I were talking about something being blasphemous, completely joking around. He then said something along the lines of: "No, what's blasphemous is saying that a zombie who rises from the dead around Easter time is unbelievable."
Blondie looks at us and asks: "Who, the Easter Bunny?"
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While we were doing our cash-outs at work;
Blondie turns to me and says: "How do you spell owe?"
Alice: "Sorry? Like the letter O?"
Blondie: "No, like I'm trying to write I.O.U...oh....never mind"
Blondie looks at us and asks: "Who, the Easter Bunny?"
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While we were doing our cash-outs at work;
Blondie turns to me and says: "How do you spell owe?"
Alice: "Sorry? Like the letter O?"
Blondie: "No, like I'm trying to write I.O.U...oh....never mind"
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Blondie: "I don't think blondes are dumb, I think it's all the brown-headed people who dye their hair that make blondes look dumb"
Alice: "You mean brunettes?"
(The irony? Blondie is a natural brunette)
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Blondie: "I don't think blondes are dumb, I think it's all the brown-headed people who dye their hair that make blondes look dumb"
Alice: "You mean brunettes?"
(The irony? Blondie is a natural brunette)
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18 comments:
hee hee hee, the more I read stories like this, the more I start to believe that I'm truly blonde on the inside!
LOL! It always amazes me that people like this exist!
Priceless. :)
Hilarious!
Funnily enough though, I do actually agree with her last comment, and have said the same before, despite being a natural brunette myself. I know I'M not thick, but I also know that the majority of natural blondes I've known have been really clever and the blondes that do stupid things have a tendency to not be natural blondes. It's odd, but true!
haha- my favorite is the I.O.U one. priceless!
Haha. You should have Blondie start a blog. Wait. Can she write?
I agree with Zibbs. I want the Blondie Blog!
heheh that's awesome! I come out with stupid things on a regular basis but right now I have no excuse. I've been toying with dying my hair blonde though.
and this is why i wanted blondie to be stranded in vancouver for a few hours during flight layovers, and come shopping with me.
i <3 her.
Does your head hurt sometimes when you talk to her? My head would hurt sometimes.
ahahaha I heart Blondie and the things she says! She is too funny!
Love the Easter Bunny comment... priceless.
I also heart this girl!
these are true stories??? LOL...awesomeness!!!
Hahahahahaha!! Brown-headed. That is totally how I'm describing myself from now on.
lol and THAT's how us blondes get a bad wrap!
Wow. She must have a verrrry active social calendar.
Hilarious! She's totally the stuff that blonde jokes are made of.
Oh I so need a friend like that in my life!
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