Sunday

A Few More Blondie-isms

A bartender and I were talking about something being blasphemous, completely joking around. He then said something along the lines of: "No, what's blasphemous is saying that a zombie who rises from the dead around Easter time is unbelievable."

Blondie looks at us and asks: "Who, the Easter Bunny?"

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While we were doing our cash-outs at work;
Blondie turns to me and says: "How do you spell owe?"
Alice: "Sorry? Like the letter O?"
Blondie: "No, like I'm trying to write I.O.U...oh....never mind"

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Blondie: "I don't think blondes are dumb, I think it's all the brown-headed people who dye their hair that make blondes look dumb"
Alice: "You mean brunettes?"

(The irony? Blondie is a natural brunette)

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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee, the more I read stories like this, the more I start to believe that I'm truly blonde on the inside!

Anonymous said...

LOL! It always amazes me that people like this exist!

Errant Gosling said...

Priceless. :)

P said...

Hilarious!

Funnily enough though, I do actually agree with her last comment, and have said the same before, despite being a natural brunette myself. I know I'M not thick, but I also know that the majority of natural blondes I've known have been really clever and the blondes that do stupid things have a tendency to not be natural blondes. It's odd, but true!

Maxie said...

haha- my favorite is the I.O.U one. priceless!

Dr Zibbs said...

Haha. You should have Blondie start a blog. Wait. Can she write?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I agree with Zibbs. I want the Blondie Blog!

Caz said...

heheh that's awesome! I come out with stupid things on a regular basis but right now I have no excuse. I've been toying with dying my hair blonde though.

Anonymous said...

and this is why i wanted blondie to be stranded in vancouver for a few hours during flight layovers, and come shopping with me.

i <3 her.

Essentially Me said...

Does your head hurt sometimes when you talk to her? My head would hurt sometimes.

The Alleged Ringleader said...

ahahaha I heart Blondie and the things she says! She is too funny!

BloodRedRoses said...

Love the Easter Bunny comment... priceless.

I also heart this girl!

Steph said...

these are true stories??? LOL...awesomeness!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha!! Brown-headed. That is totally how I'm describing myself from now on.

Anonymous said...

lol and THAT's how us blondes get a bad wrap!

paperback reader said...

Wow. She must have a verrrry active social calendar.

Leanne said...

Hilarious! She's totally the stuff that blonde jokes are made of.

Harley said...

Oh I so need a friend like that in my life!